Top 50 Funny Dog Christmas Puns For Great Holiday

The holidays are a magical time, and if you’re not spending them with family and friends, they’re spent with your pets. Cats, dogs, birds; it doesn’t matter! They all get excited about their gifts.

The Best Funny Dog Christmas Puns

50. Have a woof-ly Christmas!

49. Merry Christmas, all you doggies!

48. Barking mad about Christmas?

47. Santa’s little helper is a pup!

46. What kind of dog are you on Santa’s naughty list?

A poodle!

45. All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth… and a nice warm place to sleep.

44. A pup-py New Year to all!

43. Ho, ho, houndstooth! Merry Christmas, everyone!

42. Fa la la la la, la la la la… Ruff ruff ruff!

41. May your be merry and bright – and never a pest!

40. Come all without, come all within – secrets Santa will slide down your chimney tonight.

39. Deck the halls with bows of holly… fido fido fido, etcetera, etcetera!

38. A Christmas tear fell from his eye when he recalled that first lost family… but it was soon wiped away by another puppy’s loving lick.

37. The kids were nestled snug in their beds while visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads (and on their sheets.)

36. On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Twelve drummers drumming, Eleven pipers piping, Ten lords a-le, Nine ladies dancing; Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying

35. It was the night before Christmas and all through the house… not a creature was stirring, because everyone’s at my house!

34. A crèche? You mean there are dogs in it?

33. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care – in hopes that St. Nicholas’ puppy soon would be there!

32. One little puppy whispered to his mother ‘This manager scene is really quite nice!’ “It’s just that you’re used to seeing real sheep!” she smiled back at him sweetly.

31. I’m dreaming of a FETCHing Christmas… That comes bearing bones, of course.

30. Jolly old Saint Nicholas, himself, stopped by our house on Christmas eve – and boy, was he surprised to find a pup in the tree!

29. Santa’s sleigh was pulled by eight tiny reindeer… but even they couldn’t make it through the doggie door!

28. I hope your holidays are as warm and fuzzy as you are!

27. For Christmas this year, my family is going to get a pet… a really big one that barks a lot!

26. Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh – especially when there’s a furry little pup by your side!

25. May your holiday season be filled with lots of cheer – and maybe even a few nice surprises, too!

24. Silent night, holy night… all the puppies are sleeping tight!

23. The three wise men followed a star… and it led them right to my doggie door!

22. I’m not sure what I want more this Christmas – a bone or a new toy?

21. Deck the halls with lots of boughs of holly – and plenty of toys for all the naughty puppies, too!

20. What happens when you mix mistletoe with a pooch? You get kissed by a dog! 19. Puppy love is in the air this holiday season!

18. Santa’s little helper is a pup!

17. ‘Tis season to be jolly – and to be surrounded by lots of wagging tails!

16. For naughty puppies, Christmas comes with a lot of coal in their stockings!

15. I’m really going to have to watch my step this holiday season – there are so many dogs around!

14. This Christmas, I asked for a new toy – but all I got was a big bag of bones!

13. Frosty the snowdog was very excited about the winter weather… he loved playing in the snow with all the other puppies!

12. Santa’s little helper is a pup!

11. All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth… and a nice warm place to sleep. 10. A pup-py New Year to all!

9. Ho, ho, houndstooth! Merry Christmas, everyone!

8. Fa la la la la, la la la la… Ruff ruff ruff!

7. May you be merry and bright – and never a pest!

6. Come all without, come all within – secrets Santa will slide down your chimney tonight.

5. Deck the hall with bows of holly… fido fido fido, etcetera, etcetera!

4. A Christmas tear fell from his eye when he recalled that first lost family… but it was soon wiped away by another puppy’s loving lick.

3. The kids were nestled snug in their beds while visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads (and on their sheets.)

2. On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Twelve drummers drumming, Eleven pipers piping, Ten lords a-leaping, Nine ladies dancing …

1. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care – In hopes that St. Nicholas’ puppy soon would be there!

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