Christmas is a time for friends and family. You spend hours decorating your house, buying gifts for loved ones, baking delicious goodies and sending Christmas cards to family and friends. Whatever you do at Christmas, it’s always better when you’re surrounded by those people that matter most.
This Christmas add to the fun with these Christmas puns!
Christmas is a time for family, friends, and most importantly funny puns. These jokes are the perfect way to get everyone in the Christmas spirit, even if they’re not always easy to understand. Just make sure you’re prepared for some groans and eye rolls! Merry Christmas, everyone!
Christmas Puns: The 12 Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A Partridge in a Pear Tree
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two Turtle Doves and A Partridge in a Pear Tree…You get the picture! This simple play on words is great for younger children; not only does it reinforce the days of Christmas, but it also helps them learn how to count.
Christmas Puns: Santa’s Elves
What are Santa’s elves’ favorite drinks?
Coca-Cola and Pepsi!
What do Santa’s elves like to eat for breakfast?
Pancakes and syrup!
These puns are perfect for toddlers and young children who are just learning about Christmas. The jokes are simple and easy to understand, and they’re sure to make your little ones giggle.
Christmas Puns: Christmas Carols
Do you know why carolers sing “Jingle Bells”?
Because “Ding Dong Merrily on High” is too hard to remember!
This fun pun is a great way to lighten the mood and add a bit of humour to your Christmas caroling. Who knows, it might even make you a little more popular with your neighbors!
Christmas Puns: Reindeer
What do you call a reindeer with a cold?
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer!
This classic pun is perfect for parents who are looking to teach their children about Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer. Not only is it funny, but it also helps kids learn about the traditional Christmas story.
Christmas Puns: The Nativity Scene
Why was Mary so upset when she found out she was going to have Jesus?
Because she thought she was going to have an immaculate conception!
This classic pun is a great way to add a little humor to your Christmas dinner. Even if everyone groans or pinches you for this joke, it will be worth it when you see the smiles on their faces.
Christmas Puns: Tons of Fun!
Who can hit a snowman with a snowball but never get any of the snow to stick?
This fun pun is perfect for families who are looking to have a little bit of fun on Christmas. Not only is it hilarious, but it’s also a great way to get everyone in the festive spirit. Merry Christmas, everyone!
What do you call people who celebrate Christmas?
This pun is the perfect way to start a good laugh with your family. Even if they groan at first, they’ll be happy that you’re trying to lighten up the mood. This joke can be modified for pretty much anyone celebrating on December 25th. Happy Christmahanakwanzica!
Who was the most famous reindeer of all?
Rudolph leading Santa’s Sleigh!
This funny Christmas Pun is perfect for kids who are learning about Rudolph or Santa’s sleigh. It may not make sense directly after reading, but it will definitely bring a smile to your child’s face when they get it. Merry Christmas, everyone!
It’s time to get creative with Christmas. Some of the best memories are made when families get together and use their imaginations. Make this year one for the books with these puns!
Funny Puns for Kids: Santa Clause is Coming to Town
What do you call a reindeer in a vest?
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeervest!
This silly joke is perfect for those who love Rudolph or those who just want some cheesy fun on Christmas day. Make sure they know that it’s not actually supposed to make sense before they start singing along, though! Merry Christmas, everyone!
What do elves learn at school?
Elf-improvement! This fun Christmas pun is perfect for younger children, and it also doubles as a joke about learning. If your kids don’t get it right away, make sure to use charades or act like you’re writing letters on their hands to help them understand! Happy Christmahanakwanzika!
What happened when Santa finished all of his deliveries?
He went down the chimney and crashed into a pile of presents! This hilarious Christmas pun can be modified for various different versions of Santa Claus: like the Grinch, Kringle, or even Frosty. Not only is it great for family gatherings and festive parties, but it’s also good to tell while decorating the tree with your little ones. Merry Christmas, everyone!
These puns are some of our favourites from the list, but there are many more clever, clever jokes out there for your amusement. Did we miss one that you love? Tell us in the comments below!
Don’t forget to share these fun Christmas Punns with family and friends- they’re sure to get them laughing this holiday season! Merry Christmas!